tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6439442321963252863.post8251770217516569884..comments2023-08-16T06:56:50.075-07:00Comments on The Book Blog: Perhaps I Am Insane.Lorelei Armstronghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07639663436142251951noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6439442321963252863.post-57995938813055455892008-07-07T20:17:00.000-07:002008-07-07T20:17:00.000-07:00The Porsche definitely answers some masochistic ne...The Porsche definitely answers some masochistic need, true. I've given myself heat exhaustion twice in the last week, what with the a/c being broken for the last eighteen months. We like the pain!<BR/><BR/>And mahalo for the kind wishes!Lorelei Armstronghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07639663436142251951noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6439442321963252863.post-33385171446522445542008-07-07T20:08:00.000-07:002008-07-07T20:08:00.000-07:00The Camry and the 928 scratch different itches. Th...The Camry and the 928 scratch different itches. The Camry itch has been shown to be khaki-induced; the Porsche has deep metaphysical, Faustian and psycho-sexual roots.<BR/><BR/>I'm surprised no one has mentioned this.<BR/><BR/>I drive a 1960 MGA coupe, which apparently means I like being tied down in sweaty, confined, slow-moving spaces. How veddy English.<BR/><BR/>Good luck with the book, Miz L!<BR/><BR/>AndyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6439442321963252863.post-68069901712695386352008-07-04T06:41:00.000-07:002008-07-04T06:41:00.000-07:00LOL!LOL!Lorelei Armstronghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07639663436142251951noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6439442321963252863.post-3603901787589148082008-07-04T06:22:00.000-07:002008-07-04T06:22:00.000-07:00Original Anonymous here:"Appreciate the dig about ...Original Anonymous here:<BR/><BR/>"Appreciate the dig about my "anticipating sales." Imagine a writer hoping for success!"<BR/><BR/>You know, if you really want to sell a lot of books, you should study Dan Brown.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6439442321963252863.post-10433026082218325692008-07-03T19:19:00.000-07:002008-07-03T19:19:00.000-07:00In that case, I'm not following anybody's logic. I...In that case, I'm not following anybody's logic. Is Dan Brown a better writer than Carson McCullers regardless of sales? The original point put by the agent was that writers should learn from Dan Brown specifically because of his sales. If driven from analogy to simplicity, I would say that most writers understand what Dan Brown does.<BR/><BR/>Appreciate the dig about my "anticipating sales." Imagine a writer hoping for success! What an ill-informed idiot! She should be mocked by those who know better. I would, in fact, madly love to sell out my gigantic 5,000 hardback run. Even to my mother.<BR/><BR/>No, nobody needs to explain to me that that is not, in fact, a gigantic run.Lorelei Armstronghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07639663436142251951noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6439442321963252863.post-69879417012999878432008-07-03T19:08:00.000-07:002008-07-03T19:08:00.000-07:00From Another Anonymous --No, no one is saying that...From Another Anonymous --<BR/><BR/>No, no one is saying that more sales mean better writing.<BR/><BR/>Just as poor sales doesn't mean better writing. <BR/><BR/>You have trouble with logic. And with taste.<BR/><BR/>No, of course your book isn't out yet. But clearly you are already anticipating its sales volume.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6439442321963252863.post-89606874529700322622008-07-03T18:31:00.000-07:002008-07-03T18:31:00.000-07:00Okie-dokie, more sales = better! Congratulations t...Okie-dokie, more sales = better! Congratulations to McDonald's for selling the best restaurant food in the world!<BR/><BR/>And as it happens, my book isn't out yet.Lorelei Armstronghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07639663436142251951noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6439442321963252863.post-19194386101897232672008-07-03T18:26:00.000-07:002008-07-03T18:26:00.000-07:00From Another Anonymous -- You say that Dan Brown i...From Another Anonymous -- <BR/><BR/>You say that Dan Brown is a bad writer. And that Dan Brown sells a lot of books.<BR/><BR/>You say your Porsche is a great car. And that there are far more Toyotas.<BR/><BR/>From there, you strain to imply that because you sell so little of your writing, it must be good writing.<BR/><BR/>Instead, try applying your "good taste" to evaluating your own work.<BR/><BR/>And please, don't assume that there is only one person who finds you silly.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6439442321963252863.post-47641895783075192172008-07-02T10:45:00.000-07:002008-07-02T10:45:00.000-07:00I accept your apology and admission of error.I accept your apology and admission of error.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6439442321963252863.post-48710550034446284432008-07-01T20:55:00.001-07:002008-07-01T20:55:00.001-07:00LOL!LOL!Lorelei Armstronghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07639663436142251951noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6439442321963252863.post-52252387847360876612008-07-01T20:55:00.000-07:002008-07-01T20:55:00.000-07:00"The 928 was originally created to replace the 911..."The 928 was originally created to replace the 911, which did not go so well with the 911 crowd. Ferry Porsche, whose pet project the 928 was, grew old and retired the year mine was made, so the company killed his pet soon after."<BR/><BR/>That's a very long answer. Here's the short one: it wasn't popular.<BR/><BR/>"Carson McCullers unpopular?"<BR/><BR/>Who said that, Yoda?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6439442321963252863.post-19099564971431223362008-07-01T20:43:00.000-07:002008-07-01T20:43:00.000-07:00The 928 was originally created to replace the 911,...The 928 was originally created to replace the 911, which did not go so well with the 911 crowd. Ferry Porsche, whose pet project the 928 was, grew old and retired the year mine was made, so the company killed his pet soon after.<BR/><BR/>Intriguing. You remain Anonymous, and yet I must almost certainly have crossed your path somewhere. I'm guessing where, and almost who. I do know someone who enjoys offering me improving lessons.<BR/><BR/>Carson McCullers unpopular?Lorelei Armstronghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07639663436142251951noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6439442321963252863.post-1886994829883840692008-07-01T20:35:00.000-07:002008-07-01T20:35:00.000-07:00"I do hope my reply was suitably well thought-out...."I do hope my reply was suitably well thought-out."<BR/><BR/>Sadly, no.<BR/><BR/>After bragging about how "crazy expensive" it is to run, suddenly your costs are nonexistent. Fascinating! The more cynical would say "convenient."<BR/><BR/>And how interesting that you've injected morals into this conversation. "Moral failing." "Morally superior." Why would you feel the need to deny something that no one's accused you of?<BR/><BR/>Could it be because you *do* conflate money and a sense of moral superiority?<BR/><BR/>I'll leave that for you and your therapist to puzzle through.<BR/><BR/>I'll step through the flaw in your car analogy one more time, because I think it's important for you to understand.<BR/><BR/>If a Porsche and a Camry cost *exactly the same* to own and operate, the vast majority of people would choose the Porsche. So your choice of a Porsche reflects your ability to own one, not your enhanced appreciation for its broudaibingbundation that the unwashed masses could never comprehend. <BR/><BR/>You know why they only made a thousand of your cars? Because that's what the demand was. If ten million people had been willing to pay for them, they would have made ten million. <BR/><BR/>You've confused lack of popularity with exclusivity.<BR/><BR/>Perhaps I shouldn't drive this point home too strongly. If you've gone to all this trouble to construct a reality where quality of writing is inversely proportional to the number of books sold, there might be a reason. One better left unexplored.<BR/><BR/>Why'd they stop making the 928, by the way?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6439442321963252863.post-48267086862868650842008-07-01T20:06:00.000-07:002008-07-01T20:06:00.000-07:00Never had a transmission problem. Last time I had ...Never had a transmission problem. Last time I had a flat the repair cost... Hmmm, nothing. More money? I certainly do have more money than any number of people. I haven't considered it a moral failing. I have far less than many other people. I don't feel morally superior to them.<BR/><BR/>Not more taste? Well, I will be delighted to stack Carson McCullers up against Dan Brown any day. And yes, I will stack my Porsche up against a Camry on the original terms. The Camry will certainly win the reliability contest. It will win every basic transportation contest out there. That's not really what the Porsche is about. Again, the terms of the original argument.<BR/><BR/>This is the first time I've received Anonymous mockage on my blog. Very exciting! I do hope my reply was suitably well thought-out.Lorelei Armstronghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07639663436142251951noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6439442321963252863.post-41895313159204972692008-07-01T19:58:00.000-07:002008-07-01T19:58:00.000-07:00Yes, that Porsche cost 19K ten years ago, which wa...Yes, that Porsche cost 19K ten years ago, which was less than a new Camry at the time. (Not by much, though.)<BR/><BR/>However, as I pointed out, that Porsche was already out of warranty, so you were responsible for all repairs.<BR/><BR/>And as *you* pointed out:<BR/><BR/>"They are crazy expensive to run. Fifteen miles to the gallon? On high test? On a 23-gallon tank? A splitter that raises the cost of an oil change to over a hundred bucks? Ignition wires that run $75 each and there are eight of them? A car with tires that run $850 minimum and cannot be rotated?"<BR/><BR/>So, you've chosen a car that is more expensive to operate. A lot of poor people wish they could drive a Porsche and piss away 850 every time they get a flat or a few thou every time they have a transmission problem.<BR/><BR/>You have more money, not more taste. It's fine. A lot of people with money confuse the two. <BR/> <BR/>As for your taste in books...<BR/><BR/>You're comparing what you can buy a 60 year old book for *now* with what you could buy The DaVinci Code for in *2003*? <BR/><BR/>Take a moment and compose yourself before you fire off another reply. You're doing yourself no favors.<BR/><BR/>(A quick check on Amazon shows that I can now get a used copy of The DaVinci Code for 1 cent. Just to further show how intellectually lazy your argument is.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6439442321963252863.post-44434829868901878672008-07-01T19:31:00.000-07:002008-07-01T19:31:00.000-07:00Unless my Porsche cost $19K ten years ago, which i...Unless my Porsche cost $19K ten years ago, which it did. And is now worth $9K.<BR/><BR/>And books all cost the same? Seems I had to pay about $24 for The DaVinci Code in hardback. And yet I just picked up Carson McCullers' The Member of the Wedding for $8 in paperback.<BR/><BR/>Old books, new books. Old cars, new cars. Different quality. Seems to hold up to me.Lorelei Armstronghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07639663436142251951noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6439442321963252863.post-4542532930715286752008-07-01T19:25:00.000-07:002008-07-01T19:25:00.000-07:00Invalid analogy.Books cost the same, no matter the...Invalid analogy.<BR/><BR/>Books cost the same, no matter the content.<BR/><BR/>Porsches cost more, and cost more to operate. (Your old one may cost less, but has no warranty plus all the other costs you mentioned.)<BR/><BR/>If a Camry and a Porsche costs the exact same, more people would choose the Porsche.<BR/><BR/>So your tastes aren't more refined. You just have more money.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com